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Nick James, Manchester / UK
Dear
friend,
My name is Nick James, you may know me as the hooded
axeman or inventor of jungle music. Here is my latest
artist proposal which I think would be a great showcase
for your sponsorship.
PROPOSAL
Everybody in New York will turn on their vacuum cleaner
at the same time. This will create a giant black hole,
which if my calculations are precise, will hover over
the Statue of Liberty about 15 feet in the air.
THEN
WHAT?
Then we throw pieces of art into it stolen from various
collections across the city.
THIS
IS REALLY GREAT, BUT WHAT DOES IT MEAN?
It means we get the chance to reduce several items of
fine art into a quantum singularity, hence raising serious
issues in the timeless debate of art vs. science.
HOW
MUCH MONEY DO I WANT?
About $300 billion.
Have
a think about it,
Nick
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